belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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