I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
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My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
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Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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