we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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