I'm drive I can fine osifer
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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