Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
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I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
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I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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