did you get engaged???
Moan for me like Helen Keller
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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