Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I need water and some morals
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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