Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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