please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
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Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
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I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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