if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
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Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
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whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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