Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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