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• (406): View more from Montana

  The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.

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• (310): View more from California

  Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.

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• (607): View more from New York

  Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  "just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.

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• (530): View more from California

  .......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.

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• (714): View more from California

  Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?

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• (650): View more from California

  My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough

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• (510): View more from California

  I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.

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