bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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