woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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