I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
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just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
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Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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