I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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