I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
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WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
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The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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