there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
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As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
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Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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