i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
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As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
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Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
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