Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Randomize
