Welp...herpes.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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