there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
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He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
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We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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