A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
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