Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Randomize
