sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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