i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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