i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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