hotel room ftw
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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