Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
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nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
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i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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