is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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