What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
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It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
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I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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