i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Randomize
