The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
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So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
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Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
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I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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