Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
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Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
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Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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