Don't you send me to vm
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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