How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
