you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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