Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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