is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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