I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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