He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
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She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
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I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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