would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Im part way to drunk.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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