So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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