Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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