The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
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We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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