road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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