so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
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Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
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Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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