i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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