Someone shit on the floor
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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