Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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