I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
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For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
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WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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