If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
This is my gift to your gina
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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