No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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