Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
We left an ass print on the piano.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
You pole danced in your parka.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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