i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
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The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
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I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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