Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
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We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
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i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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